Bigness Jokes

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All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.

No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?

Why do mountains get so big?

They have no natural predators.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!

A guy goes in to get some tests done, the doctor comes out and says "I got good news and bad news." The guy says "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says "The tests cam back positive, you got 2 weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin her."

Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!

A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.

I only trust people that like big butts

whats big and black

my balls

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah

Your forehead is big the moon landing was there

Big mummy milkers....

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.