Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
big pp suck sook
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
NASA is. Big fat poo ๐ฉ no๐ฑ๐ ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐๐ง
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
Whatโs a rapperโs favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
I walk in on my little sister when she was naked. The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother n law is going to be a very happy person.
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
