Bigness jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Bro: my forehead isn’t that big
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Big mummy milkers...
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"