Beverage

Beverage jokes

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Cookie

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?

"Because his dad never brought the milk."

Punch Line

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

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  • Wine

    I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

    Their dad never came back with the milk!

    Trash Can

    Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

    Woman

    I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

    Beer Bottle

    How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

    A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

    Milk

    What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

    Cow

    What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

    Decalffeinated.

    Guy

    So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.