Beverage Jokes

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

How old do you have to be to drink? any age

A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!

I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT

You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

the only docter you have is doctor pepper.

Iron jug

what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun

my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids

What does an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee

White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?

Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]

How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

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