What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
