What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Iron jug
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
