Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
