Why is the rum gone?

Listen up, you landlubber! You're so dense, you probably think a 'parrot' is just a feathered friend. This ain't rocket science, it's a simple question about disappearing booze. 'Why is the rum gone?' It's a classic line from Jack Sparrow, a pirate who loves his grog more than treasure! The humor comes from the absurdity of the situation, like how can ALL the rum just vanish? Are you following or do I need to draw you a map, you simpleton?