What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
hi i.............................................................................................................. sorr y my cat t f my cat touched my computtter i dont know where how to deleete. the joe is the joke is that f if you if jj sorry its har d to type the joke is that if y if you
if you i taking a cap if you if if you take a cap off a bottle is it decaptai decapit j decapti decapitation soryr guys sorry guys its g h its a aha h h a ah ah a hard word to spell
