Beverage

Beverage Jokes

Ham Sandwich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Orange

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Dad

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

Yo mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Boy

A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.

"What's she like?" he asked the boy.

"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.

Pope

😫 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‘ πŸ€” 😳 😬 πŸ˜‘ πŸ™„

πŸ₯΄ 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸 🍸 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄

🐴 🐴 🐴 🐴

Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? πŸ€ͺ 😜

Coffee

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.