Beverage jokes
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Memes
Me in class everyday
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is an orphanβs favorite beer?
Fosters.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Whatβs an orphanβs favorite beer?
Fosters.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? π€ͺ π