Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
😫 😂 😑 🤔 😳 😬 😑 🙄
🥴 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
i want coffee like my men
Dark
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
