what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
