Beverage jokes
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."