What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
The only thing I do straight is vodka
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
