if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
The only thing I do straight is vodka
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
