Beverage jokes
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”