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I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice 😂🍊❤️
i want coffee like my men
Dark
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
