Beverage

Beverage jokes

Cellar

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

    A milkshake.

    Tea Bag

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

    Smoothie

    My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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  • Memes

    Queen

    Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

    Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

    Stereotype

    What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

    Reality.

    Death

    I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

    Cup

    What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

    Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)