Oh, he needs some milk!
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
