Beverage jokes
Blake drinks Coke.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Milk (DYM 115).
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.