Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
School is the best!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
