Best Jokes

whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?

My best friend is an orphan and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it

Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.

why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

:because their train at the best school

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?........ It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky too. *laughs manically*

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them

What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents

I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.

What was Pepe's best friend. Ballsack

Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths

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Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter

Because the twin towers collapsed.

my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)

Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.