My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
School is the best!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
