
Best jokes
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
