What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
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Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best Gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it! :)
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it