Best jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?