Best political joke....... Joe Biden
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
