mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
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A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
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"when is the best time to commit suicide" ate a Glock in the morning
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
