Best Jokes

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jill’s candy

but Jack had a shock

with a mouth full of cock

cause Jill’s real name was Randy

With a tight cheeked fanny

and shlong expandy

Jack’s face turned uncanny

Off he ranny

to tell granny

his best friend was a tranny

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

i just thought of the best invention ever a vape dildo

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

What's the best part about dead baby Jokes? They never get old.

What's the best thing about a blowjob? - The silence.

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

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Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison

Fisherman are the best at networking.

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.