What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
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What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.
orphan's are the best people to bully' they have no parent.
What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
I’m lookin for some good jokes for the best song award can yall help a fellow at
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
