"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
Top 1 best football player š in the world āThe guy who tackles the make a wish kidā
What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
A cock really has a sad life, heās hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes itās a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesnāt change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and donāt let people break your dreams and donāt Forget them either so no matter who you are donāt let people change who you arešŗš®
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
These people who are offended by rape jokes donāt even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isnāt making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. Itās not making light of those, what itās doing is itās taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I donāt. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I donāt agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is ( Gods gift to this earth) The best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj
And I Quote! " THATS WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't of made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
