Best jokes
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.