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My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.

whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair

Jow do you make a tissue dance you put a boghie in it

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl? If you slick her hair back she looks 10.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and you grandma says “I’m not dead..”

i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!

Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah fuck all you cancer patients

why is the iphon x is best for orphans?there is no home buttion

What's the best thing about a blowjob?

- The silence.

A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever

Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans

They can't tell they're parents

I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.

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