Best jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Best website ever 4 chair.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)