my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
best website ever 4 chair
What kind of knickers is the best? Windy knickers, because there the best kind
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golfclubs
I must of drove that chihuahua 300 yards
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
What is the best part of a turkey the drumstick ggaaagaaaga
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
this is nothing to do with 9/11 but this is my best joke what di you call a Paki in a microwave? Pting pting pting
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed. He wouldn't reply. His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day , took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night , Thomas kept on thinking to himself I never said cheese before someone snapt my picture. He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend fillet in him feel better.
