"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
