WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why do cows wear bells
Because their horns don’t work
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
Knock knock - Who's there? - The door bell repairer
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
jingle bells Osama smells
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
