Bell jokes
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
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Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.