Bell jokes
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
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Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.