Being jokes

Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

I'm life.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Me and my life.

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.