Being jokes

Teenager

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Tower

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Rifle

This is rifle. ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 He needs help being spread across this website. Copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. Spread and save rifle.

Sister

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    • Being memes

    Dad

    "I miss you.

    Being happy was never that hard without you..."

    Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

    9/11

    10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

    Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

    Orphan

    Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

    Straight

    My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

    Peanut

    So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

    I'm scared that it moves at night.

    I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

    Fan

    For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

    Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

    Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

    Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    Parrot

    My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

    Orphan

    Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

    Excuse

    (On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

    Robbie: It's been raining???

    Ty: Yeah!

    Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

    Phone

    Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.