Being jokes
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
My live.
My entire existence.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.