Being jokes
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Be papered.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.