Being jokes
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
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It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
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CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.