Being jokes

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I'm life.

Me and my life.

Could it be ligma?

Ligma balls, daddy!

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.