Being jokes

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to be wanted.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.