Being jokes
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Can i have a girlfriend?
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.