Being jokes
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.