Being jokes
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
I Was Wrong!!!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"