Being jokes
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"