Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Behavior Jokes
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
What do emos do?
Hang.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
