Behavior jokes
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.