Behavior jokes

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.