Behavior jokes
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Memes
OMG BRUH
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.