Imagine everyone being hoes.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
