Behavior jokes

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Be smart, not stupid.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

What do emos do?

Hang.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.