What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Behavior Jokes
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
