Behavior jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
This definitely works
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!