Behavior jokes

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.