Behavior jokes
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?