How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Trevor is a bitch.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
Itβs not like they could tell their parents.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
When youβre trying to attract a partner, itβs important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
