Behavior jokes

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

How do you get a retard out of a tree?

Wave at them.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.