Behavior jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?