Behavior jokes
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
FOR REAL
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?