My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
