Behavior jokes
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Bitch!
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?