Behavior jokes

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?