Why donβt you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you wonβt bring it back afterwards.
Behavior Jokes
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
When youβre trying to attract a partner, itβs important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
