Behavior jokes
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.