Behavior jokes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.