Behavior jokes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!