Behavior jokes
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.