Behavior jokes
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Memes
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I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?