Behavior jokes
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.