Behavior jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.

Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.

Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.

Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.

Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

How do you get a retard out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.