Behavior jokes
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do emos do?
Hang.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Trevor is a bitch.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"