Behavior jokes
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Being mean.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.