Behavior jokes

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Who hates going to a pizza party?

A weirdough.

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.