Behavior jokes

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Trevor is a bitch.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.