Behavior jokes
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.