Behavior jokes
Habit.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Being mean.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.