Behavior jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
me every day
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Trevor is a bitch.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.