Behavior jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Memes
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Trevor is a bitch.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."