Behavior jokes
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
me every day
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.