Behavior jokes
The 3 life rules:
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2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Memes
me every day
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.