Behavior

Behavior jokes

Priest

    • A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

    Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

    The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

    A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

    Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

    She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

    The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

    He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

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    • Sister

    • So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

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    • Dick

    • My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

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    • Behavior memes

    Russian

    • If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

    Orphanage

    • Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

    I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

    Mama

    • Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

    Kid

    • Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

    Sadly, he didn't see it coming.