Behavior jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
One word. Creeper.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.