Behavior jokes
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Memes
me every day
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((