Behavior jokes
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.