Behavior jokes
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Memes
me every day
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((