Behavior jokes
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Aliens
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?