Behavior

Behavior jokes

Orphan

    • I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

    They didn't reply.

    I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

    Movie

    • "I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

    "I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

    Said no horror movie character ever.

    And also GTA logic.

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    • Class

    • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

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    • Behavior memes

    Sugar

    • Johnny, Johnny?

    Yes, Papa.

    Eating sugar?

    Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

    Smoking? Telling lies?

    Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

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    • Villain

    • Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

    Music

    • People's music when friends are around: *rock*

    When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

    People

    • Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

    Orphan

    • I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

    The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

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