Behavior jokes

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For absolutely no reason.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.