Behavior jokes
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Why are my students so naughty?
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
#relatable!!!!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!