Behavior jokes
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
#relatable!!!!
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.