Behavior jokes

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.

Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyo: 👅🍑

Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!

Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".

Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

What do you call cringe?

You.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

Humans. We are the joke. Retards.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.