Behavior jokes
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Memes
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do emos do?
Hang.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.