Behavior jokes

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.