Behavior jokes
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.