Behavior jokes
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do emos do?
Hang.