Behavior jokes
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Memes
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.