Behavior jokes

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?