One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
