Behavior jokes
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.