Behavior jokes
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do emos do?
Hang.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.