Behavior jokes
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Drama queens be like: =- (
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and youâre mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because youâre a chronic addict.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Being mean.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
An Oxymoron: A âNormal Autisticâ.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!