Behavior jokes
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Drama queens be like: =- (
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.