Behavior jokes

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean, the one I fucked died.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Drama queens be like: =- (

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.