Beat jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Your nan's gay.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.