What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Gay people would suck at war.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
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