Battle jokes
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"