Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Battle Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
