Bar

Bar Jokes

I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus

A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.

two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "

the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.

A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

β€œHey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: β€œIt’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter