Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair and a table
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
βHey, you canβt leave that lyinβ there!β The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: βItβs not a lion. Itβs a giraffe.β
Helen Keller walk into a Bar..... and a table......and a chair.....and a wall
Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter