3 Nazis walk into a BAR
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Midgit
Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar, just kidding.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
