A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.
So I walk in to a bar and There’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face
That’s the punch line
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’
3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducks
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona? A Cor-owner.
A blind person walkes into a bar
Because they can’t see where they are going
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
