A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
so 3 guys are walking carefuly into a bar. the bartender said "what can i get you gentleman?"
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
so i walked into this bar, and thought, "wow. this is a dull joke."
i don't like jokes.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....
So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Midgit
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
