A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
two geys came in to the bar and said what's um you big faf mother of hell
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear "Oi mate talk to me like that again I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
so 3 guys are walking carefuly into a bar. the bartender said "what can i get you gentleman?"
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
