I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Bar Jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
