3 man walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked!😅
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
so, stephen hawking walks into a bar, wait he cant.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
A man walks into a bar, and says “Ouch!” And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I’ve lost my electron." The other asks, “Are you sure?” “Yes,” the first says, “I’m positive.”
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is the sun’s favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
your walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18 you call the manager to have them removed but no one came down. later that night you see the 2 18 year olds 1 was a girl and the other was a boy so you call the manager down no one came again. you confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. you are nocked out on the floor. when you wake up there is a hard feeling in your a** you turn ur head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap on in ur a** going fool on hard.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, “So what will it be this time?” The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin.
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
A man walks into a bar, and says “OUCH”.