Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
Why can't gay people play Baseball they can't through the ball straight.
one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
what did the ball say to the other ball your baller
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Ligma
Balls
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Hi. I am Joe.
