I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Saying balls go into pussy.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.