Ball jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Pacman 200 balls
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"