Ball jokes
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Ligma.
Balls.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Hi. I am Joe.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Pacman 200 balls
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.