Ball jokes
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I hate myself.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Saying balls go into pussy.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.