What hangs low?
Balls.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
"Igma is my balls."
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I hate myself.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
