Bad jokes
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.