Bad jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.