Bad jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.