Bad jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.