Bad jokes
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Ads? More like bads.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Laugh.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!