Bad jokes
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.