Bad jokes

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

It gets toasty!

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.