Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, โIโm not happy.โ
I said, โWell, which one are you then?โ
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldnโt even rhyme back.
Period: Guess whoโs back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you wonโt exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I canโt find Bo!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
