Baby jokes
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
My sister every morning
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?
The baby even got the lightskin stare
DaBaby lol
merca baby🇺🇲
This. Is. Sparta
My lil bro <3
bro wtf is tihs ad
FR
my lil baby
Community talk
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).
Q:why can't two Chinese people have a white baby
A:because two wongs don't make a white
gm bby ilysm so sad we couldn't call